You’ve come out with some funny material over the years Mr. C.  Here are a few of them:

Shortly before Zoey joined your family, you & your Mom were talking about getting a dog. Your Mom said, under her breath (she thought) “We can’t get a dog until Macy croaks.” Of course, you heard this and responded:

“We can dead her by hitting her and then we can step on her to smoosh her and then we can get a dog, of course.”

The good news is you got your dog, and Macy, the senior pet of the household, is still alive and kicking.

I like this one:

“I did get in trouble once at school, but I don’t want to talk about it.” 

About Starbursts, the tart chewy candy you and your Dad love:

“These things are terrific!”

This one’s a classic:

“When I am a teenager, I am not going to go in any time outs.”

Sometimes it just doesn’t make sense:

“I think this orange juice is gonna be gone when I’m a teenager!”

There’s always something brewing in that brilliant brain of yours…