You’ve come out with some funny material over the years Mr. C.\u00a0 Here are a few of them:<\/p>\n
Shortly before Zoey joined your family, you & your Mom were talking about getting a dog. Your Mom said, under her breath (she thought) “We can’t get a dog until Macy croaks.” Of course, you heard this and responded:<\/p>\n
“We can dead her by hitting her and then we can step on her to smoosh her and then we can get a dog, of course.”<\/em><\/p>\n The good news is you got your dog, and Macy, the senior pet of the household, is still alive and kicking.<\/p>\n I like this one:<\/p>\n “I did get in trouble once at school, but I don’t want to talk about it.”\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n About Starbursts, the tart chewy candy you and your Dad love:<\/p>\n “These things are terrific!”<\/em><\/p>\n This one’s a classic:<\/p>\n “When I am a teenager, I am not going to go in any time outs.”<\/em><\/p>\n Sometimes it just doesn’t make sense:<\/p>\n “I think this orange juice is gonna be gone when I’m a teenager!”<\/em><\/p>\n There’s always something brewing in that brilliant brain of yours…<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" You’ve come out with some funny material over the years Mr. C.\u00a0 Here are a few of them: Shortly before Zoey joined your family, you & your Mom were talking about getting a dog. Your Mom said, under her breath … Continue reading